My Shadow

so my girlfriend and i were talking early. i don't think she fully understands what i go through each day with my dog Zoey. we call her a crack princess. she's spoiled rotten. when she gets excited or you act like you're going to chase her she runs around full speed in circles through the house. she can turn corners at the speed of light. if something suddenly gets in her path she turns around right in front of it, never missing a beat....she's crazy! i love her though. but to just to explain to my girlfriend...and the rest of the world this is what deal with. i'm wrapped around her little paw....

she gets a treat each time she comes in from being outside on the chain, she waits at front door when she wants to go outside (either to play or potty), when she's ready to come in she stands as close to the door from her chain as she can and she makes this quiet little bark....just once tho and if i look out and i see her sitting there ik she's ready...it seems like i'm the only one who hears her tho...she has a tunnel straight to my ear, if she wants a treat she waits at the cabinet where they are stored, if she's at the front door and no one in the living room sees her or offers to take her to the chain she comes into my room and gets me.... she stands there and looks at me til i get up from my chair, she gets treats for going into the bathroom (her room, she goes there when we leave the house and for bed), when you put her toys in the bathroom or collect your keys she runs to the bathroom and waits for her treats, unless its mid afternoon then she thinks she can go with you (mostly cuz i let her go when i pick up my sister from school), she has pretty much taken over underneith my bed...her toys and all kinds of stuff is under there and she gets angry if i clean it out, she lets me hold her on her back in my arms like a baby, she hates getting a bath even tho she manages to get dirty enough outside to get one every other week...sometimes more, she eats anything and everything so we have to keep important stuff up, she loves stuffed animals....i don't! the stuffing ends up all over my room, when she wants in my room and the door is closed she scratches once...then waits and does it again until i come to the door and open it for her, she waits looking at my bedroom door until i open it if its not cracked enough for her to slip out, she loves to bug me in the morning...she brings toys and drops them on my face and i throw it and she comes back, her FAVORITE game is fetch....idk where she'd be without that game, she doesn't care what you throw long as you throw it...and she ALWAYS brings it back! but i think thats it. so yeah you get the just of what its like living with my dog.... the little crack princess who refuses to kiss my mom goodnight. crazy little brat! i love her though. i'm lost without my little shadow.